Far Too Young…

So this came out of nowhere in the car today:

  

After some probing questions (which she answered as though I was stupid for having to question why she wanted blue or purple eyelashes) it appears that one of the characters on Peppa Pig has purple eyelashes. So now I can blame that bloody pig for two things – an obsession with jumping in muddy puddles and my three year old wanting to wear coloured mascara. 

That obviously got her thinking anyway because then she came out with this:

  

She’s too young for this!!!